My name is Chris, and I have two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. As far as you know, I have nothing more than that because I'm too damn lazy to list the rest of my body parts. Just assume I'm a floating face in someone's closet somewhere. Better yet, just assume I'm a six-foot-five demigod hiding in your mom's closet. This is my main page, filled with all sorts of loveliness and some sorts of not-so-loveliness. So please, kick off your pants and stay a while. Just look through my collection of other people's stuff. While you do that, I'll be working diligently toward creating another sandwich, after which, I will just as diligently devour.
This is my best friend. Her name is Bre, and I love her more than air. And I sure do like me some air..